The You Gotta Shoot Em In The Head quest in Fallout 3 stands out as one of the most intriguing side missions in the Capital Wasteland. Initiated by Mister Crowley in the settlement of Underworld, this objective seemingly asks the player to assassinate key targets under the guise of punishing ghoul-haters. However, beneath this revenge story lies a quest for rare military technology that can alter your gameplay experience.
Starting the Quest and Uncovering Crowley's True Intentions
To begin this mission, travelers must visit Underworld inside the Museum of History and speak with Mister Crowley. He offers caps for executing Dave, Ted Strayer, Dukov, and Allistair Tenpenny with specific headshots. Upon investigating or questioning other residents in Underworld, you learn that Crowley actually seeks special keys held by three of the targets to access high-tier armor.
Acquiring the Keys Without Unnecessary Bloodshed
Although Mister Crowley encourages violence, players can secure the required keys using peaceful tactics or high Speech skills. Engaging in conversation with Dave at the Republic of Dave or Dukov at Dukov's Place allows skilled negotiators to obtain the keys without firing a single shot. Ted Strayer in Rivet City can similarly be persuaded to hand over his key peacefully.
Dealing with Allistair Tenpenny and Claiming the Ultimate Prize
When approaching Allistair Tenpenny at Tenpenny Tower, players face a decision to eliminate him or accept a lucrative counter-offer to turn on Crowley instead. If you choose to hand the keys back to Crowley, he will begin a slow journey to Fort Constantine to retrieve the powerful T-51b power armor. Alternatively, players can head directly to Fort Constantine themselves to unlock the vault doors and claim the coveted armor set.
